glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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