Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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