i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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