He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
now i know why i became what i already was.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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