I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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