puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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