i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
