12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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