I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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