u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize