So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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