He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think I am morally bankrupt
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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