I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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