i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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