operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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