Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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