I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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