People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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