are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Porn is love you can see.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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