Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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