I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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