I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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