are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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