I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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