fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
