One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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