oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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