Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I will be naked everywhere
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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