Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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