i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize