Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
God I need to hump something, right now.
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