she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
nutella sex= disaster
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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