I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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