A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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