Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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