I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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