Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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