I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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