i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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