i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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