For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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