I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
operation have a gay friend backfired
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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