it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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