Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
