My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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