You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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