OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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