i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i would punch a child for taco bell
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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