we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
it's not cheating when I paid for it
birth control should be required to get into college
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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