I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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