Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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