IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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