My brain says no but my pants say off.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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