im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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