so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
