Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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