I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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