my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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