I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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