In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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