I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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